Well, I figure many of y'all know me from the chat, but I've finally decided to actually come to the forums. Feel free to panic/worship/send me money/whatever!
"Why is the rum ALWAYS gone?!"
"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."
"The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!"
